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12.06.2025 05:49
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
A Japanese lander crashed on the Moon after losing track of its location - Ars Technica
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
Does the Lil Wayne song ‘Lollipop’ refers to a Lollipop sweet or a metaphor?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How likely is it to make a living out of being a window cleaner in a Nordic country?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
—
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Who are some good social skills therapists in Pompano Beach, Florida?
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
Kohler's $51M Arizona award terminated by Department of Energy - ABC15 Arizona
So they tried
No way
Still no good
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